Tuesday, October 26, 2010

A Most Delectable Delight

(I don't know what that means -- I read it on a t-shirt someplace.)


Have you ever had a rope? It's my favorite toy ever.


True, I love the ones that squeak (I mean, how could you not?) but this one lets me get ferocious! Grr!

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Blue What?

I'm totally not doing anything wrong.


I'm not.


Look how shiny it is...


I'm not doing anything, really. Don't pay attention to the blue light in my mouth. That's just an illusion.

Nomnomnom.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

I Am the Yoga Master

Mama rolls out this mat before she jumps around in front of the TV. I think it's very nice of her to give me a squishy place to chew on my bone, don't you?

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

I Can Catch!

Look how talented I am! Grampa said a bad word at the end of the video so be careful if you have little kids around when you watch this.

On second thought, maybe you better just turn down the volume because I'm way too cute not to share.

video

Thursday, October 14, 2010

I'd Rather Have the Juice

See this can? Looks harmless right? Don't let it fool you.


Inside that can is NOT oh-so-tasty juice (trust me, it's yummy) but thousands and thousands of BEANS! And they aren't even cooked!

Apparently someone who must not like me very much told mama that shaking a can with pennies inside will stop me from misbehaving. As if. Well I overheard her saying she thought it's be funny to use dried black beans. You know, because I'm Mexican?

Yeah, she's a riot.


Unfortunately those beans are LOUD and even though I try to ignore when they jump all around, they scare the bejeezus out of me!

I don't like it!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Grammama

Remember when I told you about this lady I met who was really nice and I was really excited to see?

What do you mean that sounds like everyone I meet?

THIS lady is REALLY nice and we went to see her! Mama and I were in the car forever but when we got there the lady had TWO presents for me. There was a weird squeaky moany toy that bounced around, and a stuffed bear! He was lots of fun, but mama kept telling me I couldn’t eat his eyes. What else is a bear for?

Then another lady came over and all three of them sat in front of a glowy box, so that part wasn’t very much fun.

After that we got in the car again and visited ANOTHER lady, but this lady had two little boys!! They ran ALL over the yard with me and threw a ball and a frisbee and I don’t remember much after that because I slept until the next day.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

She's Not So Smart

Guys! Guys!

*comes closer*

I figured something out. See, mama loooooves to pull on my leash when I take her for walks. It wasn't a big deal until she got this different collar at school that gets really tight around my neck. Now it's pretty annoying.

Well, she's always making these weird tsk-ing noises when she's pulling extra hard but yesterday I figured out that if I walk NEXT to her, she doesn't pull. Ha!

I'll teach her yet.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

She's MAGIC!

Mama is magic. See, sometimes she'll be talking to me and I'm looking at her and she's right in front of me. Then other times she's on the wall inside a box. Then she's back in front of me.

How does she do that? Did she study magic?

Oh, and sometimes I see MYSELF in the box on the wall. Can someone please explain this to me?