Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It -- Oof!

Watch your step -- there's a heckuva hole right there!

Don't Ask

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

HellooooOOOOOOOOoooooooo!

SQUIRRELS!

Gramama's house is really cool because she has these windows that go all the way to the floor so I can sit and look outside while they play their silly games and--

LOOK AT THE SQUIRRELS!

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

AND THEY'RE TAUNTING ME!

NOW ONE'S SITTING ON THE DECK!

Just open the door a teeny bit... please?

It's a Christmas Sheep!

At first I thought mama bought me a really big frisbee, but then I realized it's a new bed! I got to sit on it the WHOLE way to Kentucky AND the whole way back! It's really soft and fuzzy and...

... on second thought, I think it IS a giant frisbee!

I Have a Bug!

Look what came in the mail yesterday!


It's my very own Bug! From auntybug. Have I mentioned how much she rocks?

I already pulled the tip off one of the dangling things on his head, and mama had to pull the insides out of the dangly thing so I wouldn't eat it, and I think I killed the squeaker, but I LOVE it!

Nom Nom Nom

They say you should eat a variety of colors... I'm just trying to get a balanced diet.

Cruel and Unusual Punishment

So you know I like socks, right? And that I'm not supposed to chew on them.

Well why would mama put socks on her hands? It's like she's trying to torture me!

No biting fingers.
No chewing socks.
No chewing socks on fingers.

*sigh*

See! Ferocious!

A Most Delectable Delight

(I don't know what that means -- I read it on a t-shirt someplace.)


Have you ever had a rope? It's my favorite toy ever.


True, I love the ones that squeak (I mean, how could you not?) but this one lets me get ferocious! Grr!

Blue What?

I'm totally not doing anything wrong.


I'm not.


Look how shiny it is...


I'm not doing anything, really. Don't pay attention to the blue light in my mouth. That's just an illusion.

Nomnomnom.

I Am the Yoga Master

Mama rolls out this mat before she jumps around in front of the TV. I think it's very nice of her to give me a squishy place to chew on my bone, don't you?

I Can Catch!

Look how talented I am! Grampa said a bad word at the end of the video so be careful if you have little kids around when you watch this.

On second thought, maybe you better just turn down the volume because I'm way too cute not to share.

Grammama

Remember when I told you about this lady I met who was really nice and I was really excited to see?

What do you mean that sounds like everyone I meet?

THIS lady is REALLY nice and we went to see her! Mama and I were in the car forever but when we got there the lady had TWO presents for me. There was a weird squeaky moany toy that bounced around, and a stuffed bear! He was lots of fun, but mama kept telling me I couldn’t eat his eyes. What else is a bear for?

Then another lady came over and all three of them sat in front of a glowy box, so that part wasn’t very much fun.

After that we got in the car again and visited ANOTHER lady, but this lady had two little boys!! They ran ALL over the yard with me and threw a ball and a frisbee and I don’t remember much after that because I slept until the next day.

A Quirk?

On my post about things I've done 100 times Nadine said she thought it was funny (or something... really do you expect me to go back and read that? I've got bones to chew...) that I sometimes eat from the right side of the dish.

Not sometimes. Always.


I thought it was silly to take a picture. I mean, who wants to see my half-eaten meal?

Breakfast

What's your favorite breakfast food?

My meals are pretty boring. Mama gives me a scoop of these brown crunchy things in the morning and after she gets home from work, and they expect me to be satisfied with that. Ha!

I do get a lot of treats, though. Mama gives me a flake from her cereal every morning, but the BEST is when mamama gives me a chunk of her banana!

BANANA!

Have you HAD a banana? Nom nom nom nom nom.

I've been getting peanut butter lately too, but I think that's coming to an end. Mama's been shoving a pill in the middle, thinking she's all sneaky, but I know what's what. I just choose the peanut butter.

Mmm... Socks

Have I mentioned I like socks?

No?

I like socks.

*ahem*

Mama put a bunch of socks on her dresser and now they just taunt me. They call my name when I'm trying to sleep, just ASKING me to play with them. I'm trying, but they're a little hard to get to.


I did get halfway on the dresser but mama stopped me before I actually got one in my mouth. We'll meet again Mr. Sock...

I TOLD You They Were Talking About an Ice Cream Cone

You silly people. (and Haggis.) You acted like I didn't know what was going on. But LOOK! An ice cream cone!



Yeah, so my mama had to help me hold it. What? I don't have thumbs.



The paparazzi thought this was really exciting.


Thank you to the lady who works with mamama. It was really yummy!

*hint hint*

Foxy

This is my fox. I bring it to mama to SHOW her, but then she won't let go.


Okay, maybe I WANT her to do this.


Yeah, this is fun.


Do you have a fox you can chew on? I highly recommend it.

This Growing Up Thing is Kinda Cool

I learned a new trick!

Maybe I should back up. One of my most favoritest games in the world is to grab my sock* or rope (tug-tug) or whatever and have mama or grampa or mamama pull on the other end. I'm really strong so it's fun for them too. We could do this for hours, seriously.

Last weekend mama made me drop my sock, then told me to sit in front of her, then she threw the sock at me. Not hard or anything -- it just kinda floated towards me -- and would you believe IT FELL IN MY MOUTH!

MY SOCK!

She got really excited and we've been doing this ever since. Last night she called it "catch" and I can grab my sock outta the air from three or four feet away. Mamama was talking about trying a ball next, and I can't wait!

The only thing I think I'm doing wrong is I keep trying to catch the sock with my feet. Mama said I can't do that, but that's how SHE catches things, so I don't see why I shouldn't do that too...




*They finally caved and gave me my own sock. I guess they realized it was futile to resist my powers.

Hellllllllllp Hiiiiiiiiim!

He's dying! My penguin's dying!

Somebody DO SOMETHING!!!

*pauses*

*cocks head to show the depth of the listening*

Oh, you mean they can live without a wing?

Are you sure?

*sniffs penguin*

Can you fix him anyway? Just to make sure?