Bad Girl!

This is what she gets for ignoring me for the past month.

Nom Nom Nom

They say you should eat a variety of colors... I'm just trying to get a balanced diet.

This Noveling Business Doesn't Do Much for Me

I don't know if you heard, but mama is trying to write a novel in a month. I guess there's a group of people inside her glowy box who think writing is cool and fun or something (seriously, have they tried playing with a sock?) and they all talk to each other blah blah blah.

How about she tries giving me treats every day for a month. Or playing with me? Or walking me?

Yeah, yeah, she does do that, but really? A whole month for writing? That's just silly.

Cruel and Unusual Punishment

So you know I like socks, right? And that I'm not supposed to chew on them.

Well why would mama put socks on her hands? It's like she's trying to torture me!

No biting fingers.
No chewing socks.
No chewing socks on fingers.

*sigh*

This is a Weird Present

Mama's boss went to Poland and all I got was this brown bag.


It's not very fun to play with, mostly because mama won't let me chew on it.


I'm not really sure what this is for, but the dog looks like he's having fun.

I Graduated!

I'm done with school! Grampa and mamama came along, but the class started a little weird because the other class was taking really long.

I was a little nervous. Mama said something about performance anxiety, whatever that is.


We're not used to being in the hall without our mats so everyone was sliding all over.


The teacher had us walk back and forth a lot because that was something we could all do out there.


Finally we're in our class! Look at me go!


I told you I behave when there's treats involved.



All done!