So you know I like socks, right? And that I'm not supposed to chew on them.
Well why would mama put socks on her hands? It's like she's trying to torture me!
No biting fingers. No chewing socks. No chewing socks on fingers.
*sigh*
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Owen. Your mama needs help. I would suggest that you start saving some bones to afford this, since she obviously will not get it herself. It may take years for her to understand that socks are for feet, not hands. Your not alone. I know another mama that is very close to the nut house too. Good luck Owen. Mr. Owl
Wow Owen, she is gonna make you into a well behaving dog yet. Don't worry, you will like it. You will get to meet all sorts of people and see new places if you behave.
Do these socks have five points to them? I think your mom needs to give you new rules for gloves, baby. (Auntybug will buy you socks with toes if you get the OK) ;)
6 comments:
Owen.
Your mama needs help. I would suggest that you start saving some bones to afford this, since she obviously will not get it herself. It may take years for her to understand that socks are for feet, not hands.
Your not alone. I know another mama that is very close to the nut house too.
Good luck Owen.
Mr. Owl
Wow Owen, she is gonna make you into a well behaving dog yet.
Don't worry, you will like it. You will get to meet all sorts of people and see new places if you behave.
Confusing is what that is! ;)
Oooooh, Owen, she left one out.
She didn't tell you no chewing on socks while on feet.
Do these socks have five points to them? I think your mom needs to give you new rules for gloves, baby.
(Auntybug will buy you socks with toes if you get the OK) ;)
She did say something about gloves...
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