Mama is always trying to teach me new things and her latest is something called "sit pretty."
*looks around*
I don't know about you, but sitting pretty is not something I'm very excited about. Oh, I lift my front feet off the ground and sit straight up for her -- I DO get a treat yanno -- but I don't like it.
Like just now. She told me to sit pretty and dangled a four-inch piece of jerky in front of my nose. What was I supposed to do? I sat back, waggled my feet at her and cocked my head and she went crazy.
Cra-zee.
That woman is weird.
6 comments:
pssttt.... Owen. I coulda told ya that ;)
Just do as she says, dude. Think "reward". It'll pay off in the end. Trust me.
It's all for the jerky! Four inches is nothing to sneeze at ;)
We all have our hoops to jump through to get what we want, Owen. Stay strong for the payout!
You really need to learn the system Owen.
Act like you don't care or don't want, that will make her give you more treats.
And if you forget how to do it, you have to re-learn and that means, more treats.
Ya, gotta keep'em trained I tell ya.
Sitting pretty for jerky, sounds good to me!
Hmm... I do like the idea of MORE treats.
*tries to forget everything*
Thanks!
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