Mama says I'm having a sleepover. She shoved all my stuff into my backpack -- including my food and water bowls -- and now she's taking me someplace.
WHAT IS THIS?
She said it's just our neighbor and it'll be fun, but she looks so guilty I don't believe it.
Not for one second.
She also said I won't be able to get onto a computer until Sunday night.
*that's not a curse because mama says it all the time.