I got a haircut earlier this week (the same day as class -- I don't know what mama was thinking) and these people don't know WHAT they're doing. Not only did they rip all the hair out of my ears, but they CUT OFF MY EYEBROWS!
I'm a Schnauzer. I'm supposed to have long dangly eyebrows that threaten to steal your cupcake when you aren't looking. How am I supposed to be sneaky now?