You know how mama says I need to go to obedience school? (whatever) Apparently I start in a couple weeks, plus she read some book with a dog guy on the front so now she has all these new ways of doing things with me.
All I know is the socks are harder to get to. Not impossible, but harder.
But that's not my point. You see, there's this other DOG in my house. And she's not very nice. She's bossy and barks at me and eats my food and--
Are you ready for this?
My grampa PETS her!
Is this some wacko form of training that I've never heard of? I know I need to make some friends (mama calls it socializing) but I don't think this woman is the way to do that.