Saturday, April 17, 2010

The Hole in the Floor

There's something in this house that I've been afraid to tell you about.

*looks around*

The floor...


it has a HOLE in it. They put this white metal thing over it but I can see into the basement and there are all kinds of creepy noises that come through it.

It wouldn't be a big deal except my mama sometimes throws my toys on it -- she swears she doesn't do it on purpose -- and then she expects me to take it from there.

But it's a hole!

In the floor!

I'm a brave dog so I grab it and run back to her, but it sometimes takes a little while to work up my courage. Especially when it starts hissing and breathing hot air at me!


Adam said...

This is why I love you, Owen. Sooooo adorable!



PS - If you bark at it, you'll scare the nasties away.

Owen said...

If I bark at it it will know I'm there.

*runs away with tail between legs*

Nadine said...

Owen, this post totally reminded me of Elf! Tell your mom you should watch that movie!