There's something in this house that I've been afraid to tell you about.
it has a HOLE in it. They put this white metal thing over it but I can see into the basement and there are all kinds of creepy noises that come through it.
It wouldn't be a big deal except my mama sometimes throws my toys on it -- she swears she doesn't do it on purpose -- and then she expects me to take it from there.
But it's a hole!
In the floor!
I'm a brave dog so I grab it and run back to her, but it sometimes takes a little while to work up my courage. Especially when it starts hissing and breathing hot air at me!